I would suspect that The Moose would be less than pleased to be renamed without his input. And have you ever stood next to a moose? You do not want to tick them off!
My oldest daughter lives in Alaska and one of the things I've learned about that awesome state is, you're more likely to be attacked by a moose than a grizzly bear.
She hit a moose on her bicycle one year. Don't ask me how she managed that; I'm still wondering about that myself.
"The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do." -- Ted Nelson
I think they are drug addicts and sell them to get money to buy their dope. At least that is what they do in Amsterdam. My bicycle was stolen numerous times.
No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better. This time, do it with this tiny ad:
a bit of art, as a gift, that will fit in a stocking