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Any java related quotes.......?

"If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution"
 
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I love coffee, I love tea
I love the java jive and it loves me
Coffee and tea, the java and me
A cup a cup a cup a cup a cup!
 
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and i thought i was the only person who knew the Ink Spots...
 
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On a switching branch
the java bird-eating spider perches -
Sun sets.


a little haiku.
 
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"In a world without fences, who needs Gates?"
-- Scott McNealy
 
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In an Open world without fences, who needs Windows and Gates.
 
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Go east Go west, C# sucks and sh?t
 
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