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The moose still recovering from the dizziness saw Norma pouring the beer on the floor. He screams "NO" ignoring the beer on the floor and move a litter faster towards Norma.


{ off the record @Chan both the moose and Norma gang have some beer; Norma gang start drinking when they saw the moose }
 
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"Where did this litter come from?" bemoaned Norma as the moose moved it closer to her.
 
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Suddenly a shot rang out.
 
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Norma with a frowned face... "I lost the beer in hand for the want of beer in the bush".. Moose scratching his head(unknowingly on the magic pirate cap), thought - "who shall I pursue to climb for the chill beer?"...
 
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There were thoughts all over the air, none ready to land on either brain. Few moments were dead, then all of a sudden..
 
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...... aaaalllllllllllll of a sudden ...
 
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... a thump, and a dead mallard duck landed on the porch beside Norma.
 
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... quickly followed by a thrashing salmon, and a very ticked off loon.
 
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Norma looked at the loon and ...
 
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said "This can only mean one thing! You-know-who is here!"
 
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Norma wondered if it was he who shall not be named - Lord Voldemort. But then she realized she said his name and...
 
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there is this awkward silence...........
 
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... broken by a puff of oily black smoke. Of course, everyone expected the Dark Lord to emerge, but when the smoke started to clear and a shadowy figure emerged from its tendrils, it was none other than ...
 
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with Erin Moran and puff........ appears a barrel of beer in between. So..
 
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... they all circled the beer barrel for four days and three nights, waiting for someone to decide what they should do next. By that time, of course ...
 
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By that time, most of the beer is gone. Then a shooting star pass by the sky ...
 
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and the moose makes a wish on the star. And then.
 
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CHAPTER 2. Six months later.
 
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Norma keeps the beer bottle on the floor and steps back...
moose gets happy to see there's nothing between him and beer......suddenly..a loud voice roars from the dark " Thats Mine " no one dare touches it..
and appear's Mr. Smith, the evil magician...............angry to see the beer spilled on the ground.......
 
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Norma turns around and exclaims "Yo dawg Will! Whats up bro!"
 
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The moose thought why he cares who it is. He slowly moves closer to the beer when Norma chitchat with his bro.
 
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Mr Smith spotted the moose and he pull out his evil wand ...
 
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A loud crack split the air and instead of dying from a wand blast the moose saw the evil Mr Smith fall forward on his face to reveal a large elfish guy in a fuzzy red suit with white trim holding a lump of coal in his hand dripping with Mr. Smiths blood.... 'Catch' yelled the coal holder and the moose opened his mouth to receive a red ballon filled with beer that burst open inside his mouth filling him with holiday beer bliss... he swallowed and then...
 
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The moose farted, blowing up the balloon and becoming Randolf the red-arsed moose.
 
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Moose suddenly became transedental, flying up in Spiritual Sky....
 
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Having no wings yet flying, the moose moves his legs to steer round.
 
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Moose finally understood that its not this body...but soul entrapped in this material Experience... Suddenly he saw a priverb....
We are Spiritual beings with Human Experience
 
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Moose entered now into spiritual and meditation world thinking......
 
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A hunter saw the moose, took aim, and...
 
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He was aiming from a very long distance. He want to calculate wind adjustments to take the shot....
 
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Just as he started calculating wind adjustments , all of sudden , he heard a scream( a female voice).
 
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The scream was getting louder and louder...
 
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