Answering Machine:
Did you ever hear one of those corny, positive messages on someone's
answering machine? "Hi, It's a great day and I'm out enjoying it right
now. I hope you are too. The thought for the day is 'Share the love.'"
"Beep."
"Uh, yeah...this is the VD clinic calling...Speaking of being positive,
your
test is back. Stop sharing the love."