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[joke] An American, a Cuban, a Scotsman and an Indian

 
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An American, a Cuban, a Scotsman and an Indian
Computer Programmer, were on a cruise ship. As they
were standing on the open deck, watching the waves and
chatting, each one started showing off.
The Cuban took out a expensive Cuban cigar, lit
it, took just one puff and tossed it into the sea. The
other guy's were flabbergasted They asked him why he
had to throw away such an expensive thing. The Cuban
replied, "Where I come from, we have plenty of these.
So, it is no big deal".
Not to be outdone, the Scotsman pulled out a new
bottle of expensive scotch whisky, opened it, took
just one sip and threw the bottle into the sea. He
simply looked at the others and said "It is no big
deal! We have plenty of that stuff where I come from".
The American just grabbed the Indian Programmer
and threw him into the sea...

P.S. This post is dedicated to Alex Ayzin & Co
 
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I like it very much!
 
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PLEASE POST MORE SUCH JOKES!
 
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Originally posted by Mohanlal Karamchand:
An American, a Cuban, a Scotsman and an Indian
Computer Programmer, were on a cruise ship. As they
were standing on the open deck, watching the waves and
chatting, each one started showing off.
The Cuban took out a expensive Cuban cigar, lit
it, took just one puff and tossed it into the sea. The
other guy's were flabbergasted They asked him why he
had to throw away such an expensive thing. The Cuban
replied, "Where I come from, we have plenty of these.
So, it is no big deal".
Not to be outdone, the Scotsman pulled out a new
bottle of expensive scotch whisky, opened it, took
just one sip and threw the bottle into the sea. He
simply looked at the others and said "It is no big
deal! We have plenty of that stuff where I come from".
The American just grabbed the Indian Programmer
and threw him into the sea...

P.S. This post is dedicated to Alex Ayzin & Co


OK, I'm filing a protest with the MD moderators. You hijacked the old classic joke about a Brit, a Frenchie, a Texan and a Mexican. Here is how it goes:
A Brit, a Frenchie, a Texan and a Mexican are flying on a cargo plane across the Atlantic. The pilot comes on the intercom and anounces that the aircraft is experiencing a problem with one of the engines but since there are three more there should be little to worry about. A few minutes later the pilot announces that a second engine has failed and that the plane must lose some weight to stay aloft and that just throwing the cargo overboard is not enough so he say's someone must sacrifice himself for the rest. Immediately the Englishman stands shouts "God save the Queen" and hurls himself out of the craft. All seems to be well until the pilot anounces more bad news in that a third engine is beginnig to fail as well and someone else must make the plunge. So the Frenchman arises, yells "Viva la France" and jumps out. Well, guess what? The pilot once again says that the third engine has totally failed and with only one engine left another of the passengers must choose to sacrifice. So the Texan stands to attention and screams at the top of his voice, "Remember the Alamo" and throws the Mexican out of the plane.
 
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