An American, a Cuban, a Scotsman and an Indian
Computer Programmer, were on a cruise ship. As they
were standing on the open deck, watching the waves and
chatting, each one started showing off.
The Cuban took out a expensive Cuban cigar, lit
it, took just one puff and tossed it into the sea. The
other guy's were flabbergasted They asked him why he
had to throw away such an expensive thing. The Cuban
replied, "Where I come from, we have plenty of these.
So, it is no big deal".
Not to be outdone, the Scotsman pulled out a new
bottle of expensive scotch whisky, opened it, took
just one sip and threw the bottle into the sea. He
simply looked at the others and said "It is no big
deal! We have plenty of that stuff where I come from".
The American just grabbed the Indian Programmer
and threw him into the sea...
P.S. This post is dedicated to Alex Ayzin & Co