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Granted - but you will have to marry Queen Elizabeth II.

I wish I could be the owner of KITT from Knight Rider.
 
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Granted, but you cannot get registration plates, and in result you can't drive it on public streets, due to significant modifications made in the car.

I wish I could stop the time to get work done before deadlines.
 
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Granted, but you can't restart time so I hope you were in a good mood.

I wish my cat would sleep on my right leg instead of on my left leg all the time.
 
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Granted - but now your cat thinks it has the "right" to be treated like a God and be fussed over 24/7 (as a cat lover, I wouldn't be surprised if your cat already thinks that!)

I wish I was married to Pamela Anderson (yeah, you guessed it, I was a teenage lad in the 90s!)
 
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Granted, but she will try to kill you if you don't make enough money to support her luxurious lifestyle.

I wish northern Europe would have nicer weather.



 
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granted. but then you were thrown out of the northern Europe
i wish i could have a lamborghini aventador with full fuel tank
 
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Granted - but now women will tell you daily that they love you when in reality most of them are gold-diggers.

I wish there was a supermarket on my street.
 
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Paul Clapham wrote:Granted. And now you're dead.

I wish I could turn off the stupid Caps Lock key on this keyboard.



Granted But the pc will simply not respond

I wish for a million bucks
 
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Ahmed Bin S wrote:I wish there was a supermarket on my street.


Granted but its closed

I still wish for a million bucks
 
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salvin francis wrote:I still wish for a million bucks


Granted but you become blind and somebody loots it from you seizing the opportunity
I wish for world peace.
 
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Partheban Udayakumar wrote: Granted but you become blind and somebody loots it from you seizing the opportunity
I wish for world peace.



Granted but the world is destroyed by a meteor strike.

I wish no one corrupts my wishes (Is the game over by this ?)



 
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Granted, but now the game is over and you are bored so you take back your wish.

I wish it was never winter.
 
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Granted but you get a fatal heat stroke !!!

I wish for a million wishes

 
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Granted but you become dumb.

I wish for a masters degree
 
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Granted, but now you earned your Masters degree from a wish and not by learning and so you get fired from your first job because you don't know how to do it.

I wish I could download movies in a second.
 
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Granted but you are now blind

Edit: Blind and Deaf

I wish for a x-men's wolverine's powers (even the claws)
 
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Granted - but now you accidentally keep scratching people, and so all your friends stop meeting you.

I wish I was sitting on a beach.
 
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Granted - but you are on a bench on the other side of the globe, during a storm, without your passport, near a Pirates' port.

I wish I could manage my time perfectly, without losing a single 30 minute block a day.
 
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Granted, but now you are a 3 year old and time is meaningless to you. Sleeping and pooping is

I wish for greatest knowledge and wisdom in the world
 
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Granted - but now everyone wants toask you for help with their homework.

I wish I could run at a speed of 60mph.
 
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