Any showdown?

[Ashik Uzzaman]

Hi cowboys,
I m fast enough to have a draw with a ranchhand. Is there any one to challenge me?
This town has lot of bars and customers, many of them shoots well. But there should be time when a showdown occurs which is absent here. Bartender, give me a beer and reply quickly, or i m going to shoot u first...... (unless u r faster than me)

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azaman

[Matt Midcap]

Howdy Partner,
Although I'm not the Sheriff of this county (forum), I am known as a Gun Fighter/Peace Keeper in these parts (J2EE & EJB forum).
Actually, as one of my hobbies, I shoot handguns very quickly. I can draw and hit a bowling pin target, at 15 feet, in 0.89 seconds. I can hit five bowling pins spaced 2 feet apart at 15 feet in 2.78 seconds.
Now, if you're feeling lucky there Buckaroo... Draw!
Matt

[Matt Midcap]

Ohhh, to slow...
How about a different show down!
Quick, select the right answer:
Question: An interface can extend what?
A. Another interface.
B. A class.
C. A and B.
D. None of the above.
Well, are ya' gonna' pull that hog leg or just whistle dixie?
[This message has been edited by Matt Midcap (edited August 06, 2001).]

[Thomas Paul]

Why don't y'all just sit right down and have yourself a nice drink.

[Ashik Uzzaman]

Hi Matt,
Don,t u think that a can of beer will cool both of us!
I think Thomas is offering it freely to us (as he does n't want his saloon being invloved in a gunfight, i think)!
Actually i have decided not to be involved in showdown anymore (at least of ur first choice). But anyway the second one is of my left hand's speed (option b). I f u want to be involved further then catch it....
What is native and green threads?
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azaman
[This message has been edited by Ashik uzzaman (edited August 07, 2001).]

[Matt Midcap]

I think you're right. I'll always prefer a beer over almost anything - anytime.
So have a cold one on me.
Matt

[Ashik Uzzaman]

Thomas,
Let's have a shampane today (instead of beer) as i m a jolly mood!

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azaman

[David Weitzman]

I thought he said ranch hand - not bartender or sherif. If the bartenders want to get drunk, they can do it in the moderators only forum. What do you do in the moderators only forum anyway? There should be a ranch hands only forum.

[Matt Midcap]

The sub-header of the "Moderator" forum says "A place for the elite of JavaRanch to secretly plot world domination ".
Maybe we should add "...and have a drink, kick off their boots, and sit a spell after a long day on the Ranch."

[Ashik Uzzaman]

David as u have oppsed to my offer of beer to my bartender, let's have a gunfight with me(Don't tell it to Matt).
A static method can be overridden only if it remains static in the subclass also and A non-static method can be overridden only if it remains non-static in the subclass also. [True/False] ?

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azaman

[Ashik Uzzaman]

David i m a faster gunhand than you, as u escaped....
Any cowhand more?(Except the sheriffs/bartenders)

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azaman

[Donald Wedding]

Call that a showdown?
*THIS* is a showdown!

WILSON: I heard about you, Shane.
SHANE : I heard about you, too, Wilson.
WILSON: What did you hear, Shate?
SAHNE : That you're a no good yankee liar.
WILSON: Prove it.
*BANG*
*BANG*
*BANG*
!ugh!
*BANG*
*BANG*
*BANG*
!ugh!
*BANG*
*BANG*
*BANG*
JOEY : Shane! Behind You!
*BANG*
*BANG*
*BANG*
!ugh!

[Ashik Uzzaman]

Hi Jim, I think u r overwhelmed with jobs to find out wanteds and also present beers to the folks....do u need a helphand? I would like to find out wanteds....ok....Hei Donald.
Donald : Yah...what happended?
Ashik : Please pay the bill.
Donald : What bill, i 've paid for the VODKA!
Ashik : Not that one...pay for the damages in my saloon. U r responsible for the gunfight here between Wilson and Shane.
Donald : May be. But who r u to be paid?
Ashik : Bartender is out for some while and i m doing his duty now. No more speeches....pay $100.
Donald : If not....?
Ashik : That would be foolish!
Donald : U told me fool?!?
BANG!
BANG!UGH!!
(And atlast Donald is wounded and arrested....had to pay $100)
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Muhammad Ashikuzzaman (Fahim)
Sun Certified Programmer For Java 2 Platform
--When you learn something, learn it by heart!
[This message has been edited by Ashik uzzaman (edited September 01, 2001).]

[Marilyn de Queiroz]

This is not the meaningless drivel forum. I'm closing this thread.