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Bragging Fool
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My pet chimpanzee "Chimps" passed all the SCxxx exams 90% and higher. Companies should out-source jobs to chimps - they'll work for bananas and will produce as high quality output as those off-shore outfits.
 
George Marinkovich
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Hi Bragging,
Originally posted by Bragging Fool:
My pet chimpanzee "Chimps" passed all the SCxxx exams 90% and higher. Companies should out-source jobs to chimps - they'll work for bananas and will produce as high quality output as those off-shore outfits.

Wow! Imagine, increasing the productive capacity of the world's economy by employing a previously under-utilized resource. Classical economic theory would forecast a corresponding increase in the world's average standard of living. Not to mention an increase in individual wealth for anyone fortunate enough to have such a pet chimpanzee. I predict software will become less expensive, while chimpanzees will become more valuable. Thank you for increasing the amount of wealth in the world and I hope you will continue posting about your chimpanzee's progress.
 
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