After not sleeping and not eating, I took the SCJP 1.5 this morning and passed with a 70%. I'm pretty happy with that since I only had 6 weeks of studying and consistently failed the practice and Whizlabs exams.
Thanks to all in the Javaranch community who have helped! Since this will be moved, I'll put up another post later with some tips that I come up with. (And after I do some serious celebratin'!)