What if I told you that I agreed (with great reluctance) to allow Bert to put *one* joke in the book?
Hint: look at the reference for that question--the document it tells you to refer to...
Hmmm... you're the first person to actually SPOT the *unusual* design patterns (and take another look at that question... do you have ANY idea what it's really asking? The scary thing is that we have all had managers (and read books) that talk like this. But even at Sun we aren't *that* bad
I think that fact that you're the first to find it deserves some kind of special award.