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Mapraputa Is hits 5000 posts

 
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Congrats Map.
 
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*SMOOCH*
Happy 5000th, you lovely crazy sweet thing you.
 
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That is just way too many posts, while she also does all the other work, like the contacts page, all XML/XSL around here. I mean where does she get the time. Although I can always find her in the MD Forum. She keeps adding to that word association thread. How many times can you write the word sex? I mean I can see how it can relate to basically any word, but really Map what is on your mind.
Congrats Map.
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Congrats Map!
 
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Everyone knows that women have this ability to warp the three space dimensions out of the four-dimensional spacetime manifold; this ability is most frequently exercised in the case of ladies' handbags, which despite their dimunitive size invariably contain more mirrors, lipstick, powders, phones, wallets, perfume, photographs, keys, self-defence apparel and other stuff than the externally observed dimensions of said bag could possibly contain. The most likely explanation I've seen is that of a small portable wormhole extending outside the universe P-brane -- I think this was first hypothesised by Douglas Adams, but correct me if I'm wrong.
Now we all know that Map is exceptionally intelligent with a solid mathematical background to boot. My working theory therefore is that she managed to crack one of the great outstanding problems in physics and extend the principle to the fourth dimension, time. So when she posts to the 'ranch or maintains its pages, she probably withdraws into a wormhole pocket which fits an unreasonable amount of activity into a small bit of elapsed time in the same way that handbags fit an unreasonable amount of stuff inside a small container.
- Peter (who has been reading far too much SF lately)
 
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Nicely done!
Thanks Map!
 
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congratulations for 5000 posts . hope will get to 6k soon.
 
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5,000 posts and almost half were coherent! That's about 10X better than me!
Congratulations!
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Map, Congratulations!
Keep it going & going &...
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Congratulations
 
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