Originally posted by Thomas Paul: In order to be sheriff you must have been mentioned in People magazine's list of the sexiest people alive.
Alternatively, the other path to Sheriffdom is to be recognized for your ability to accessorize... "That's my wife, Carolyn. See the way the handle on her pruning shears matches her gardening clogs? That's not an accident." - Lester Burnham, American Beauty Apparently, it's only the Trail Boss who can personally make *that* evaluation.