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How to become a bartender?

 
Ko Ko Naing
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I have been using JavaRanch for quite long time and I'm just curious to know what kind of process is used to select the bartenders or sheriffs.... Something like the candidate should stick with one and only one forum and help others or the decision is up to the current bartenders and sheriffs?
One more thing that I want to know is whether the donators possess the same authority as the bartenders or sheriffs... Or they are just like the normal ranch hands with different names....
Just curious.... :roll:
 
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Try a search of this forum using "become bartender" or something like it and you'll get a a gazillion previous answers to your first question.
Donators don't get any special authority - they get special appreciation (and a different name if they choose to - and have donated enough).
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[ December 03, 2003: Message edited by: Pauline McNamara ]
 
Ashok Mash
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Originally posted by Ko Ko Naing:
How to become a bartender?

Answer: Bribe the Sheriff.
 
Eric Pascarello
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Originally posted by Ashok Mash:

Answer: Bribe the Sheriff.

More like "KNOW THE ANWSERS AND BE NICE!"
 
Ilja Preuss
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Originally posted by Eric Pascarello:

More like "KNOW THE ANWSERS AND BE NICE!"

I don't think that "know the answers" is that important - "be nice and helpfull" suffices...
 
Thomas Paul
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In order to be sheriff you must have been mentioned in People magazine's list of the sexiest people alive.
 
Jessica Sant
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Originally posted by Thomas Paul:
In order to be sheriff you must have been mentioned in People magazine's list of the sexiest people alive.

well... that's how Kathy and I got in... of course they had to make an exception for Thomas Paul.
 
Paul Stevens
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Originally posted by Jessica Sant:

well... that's how Kathy and I got in... of course they had to make an exception for Thomas Paul.

There has been a Thomas and a Paul mentioned at some time or other.
 
Pradeep bhatt
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had to make an exception for Thomas Paul

..but why?
 
Pradeep bhatt
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Just curious....

Are you sure? I guess you wanna to become one
 
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Originally posted by Thomas Paul:
In order to be sheriff you must have been mentioned in People magazine's list of the sexiest people alive.


And if in a particular year there are less than 50 extremely sexy persons alive, People magazine draws from a list of sexiest DEAD people...
 
Ko Ko Naing
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Originally posted by Tony Alicea:

And if in a particular year there are less than 50 extremely sexy persons alive, People magazine draws from a list of sexiest DEAD people...

If those DEAD people are beautiful angels fallen from heaven, the Ranch would become very attractive...
The Ranch with angels
 
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