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stop asking these questions now...

 
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The first few were really good man...
 
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Man oh... Man....

Those answers were awesome....

I am rolling, rolling rolling....



But rathi ji, you posted those answers in 'code' tags which made it worse for reading... Just let me help my fellow ranchers now by posting them as ordinary text... OK,! Now that I have helped, can I apply for a moderators position here? I would like the delete the threads of those guys who deleted my thread....

And by the way, here's a more readable version... I hope this post won't get deleted...
 
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But then I found out Java Ranch didn't allow you to post that normally....


 
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9. Describe a challenge you faced and how you overcame it?

Biggest challenge is answering the question "why are you looking for a change" and I started blabbering irrelevantly to overcome that.

I like this the most...
 
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Hi ranchers,


really funny!
I'd hire you!


Honesty is your strength, so you can work at any please (except management).

May I add two variations?




5B. What is your biggest strength?


Ehem, errrr.. .
(looking up)

well...

(scratches ear)

mh....


(leaves chair, walk to the window, looks out)

I'd say...

(turns towards the interviewer again)

say...

(scratches other ear)


yes I'd really say:



(closes eyes)


ehem


(opens eyes again and looks at interviewer)



Quick-wittedness!






6B. What is your biggest weakness?


My second biggest weakness is girls.
I cannot tell you what my biggest weakness is, otherwise
first: you wouldn't hire me and
second: I would be a parole violation if I did.




12B. What are your career goals and how do you plan to achieve them?

I'm interested in working with people and find out who they are and what are there goals, dreams, strengths and so on.
So, would you please stand up an let me sit in your chair - please?


Yours,
Bu.
 
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Hmm.. You know, I had this one super-sexy looking tech interview (girl), and I failed to answer any questions at all. In the end, she asked me "Do you have any questions for me?" So, I asked her out. She said no. Funny, I didn't get an offer letter, but I figured I wasn't gonna get one anyway, so what the heck! You only live once!
 
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Originally posted by Michael Van:
Hmm.. You know, I had this one super-sexy looking tech interview (girl), and I failed to answer any questions at all. In the end, she asked me "Do you have any questions for me?" So, I asked her out. She said no. Funny, I didn't get an offer letter, but I figured I wasn't gonna get one anyway, so what the heck! You only live once!



Keep up the good work
 
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Originally posted by Michael Van:
[QB]Hmm.. You know, I had this one super-sexy looking tech interview (girl)QB]



I am very unfortunate.
I am always interviewed by old men only.
 
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I guess we should have this thread in MD - we can have more fun then.
 
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