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I'm tired of being a greenhorn!
 
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See?
 
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Come on now...
Ranch Hand or Die!
 
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Greg,
You must be a greenhorn if you haven't jumped on the Word Association trail to Ranch hand yet...
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Word association is too much work...
I'm billing a client for THIS?!?!?
 
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STILL a greenhorn!
 
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so greg, what color is your car? (i am helping you build posts...)
 
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Silver...

STILL a greenhorn...dag nab it!
 
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does it have 4 tires?
 
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Hey Greg, you need thirty-one posts to become a ranch hand. I checked your profile and it says you have 22 posts, so nine to go. Frankly, I think you'll get there by staying on the Cattle Drive.
But, if that's not good enough try something like this:
 
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I
 
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hate
 
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being
 
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a
 
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greenhorn!!!
 
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But the good news is that once you make it, all of your posts will switch automatically change to "ranch hand" after the pages refresh. It will be like you were never a greenhorn....
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when
 
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people
 
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use
 
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spam
 
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to eat? to boost their count? to use as a source of ridicule?
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/me drools like homer "mmmmmmm, spammm"
 
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Hey, I LIKE spam(tm)...
Eight posts to go...
 
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Hey guys, thanks for all the help - it really is appreciated (by me at least - others may have a slightly different opinion, of course).
And the time here in Dallas is 11:02 am CDT.
 
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greg, you made it! when you post your next reply you will be a Ranch Hand! so how does it feel?
 
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Really?
 
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Yaaa-hoooo! It's true - I'm a RANCH HAND!
I'd like to thank the academy for this generous award. And my mom, who never lost faith in me. And my dad, who never HAD faith in me. And my agent, who might actually start returning my calls. And ...
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RANCH HAND!
 
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This
 
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No.. I dont want to spam here ! But that was a cool trick - Any way with this, I got 2!!
 
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This is #31 for me.
 
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Now to work your up to bartender...
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