Murphys Law

[Badriprasad Bumbabol]

I am Sure there are many Crazy Fans of Murphy just waiting to make their own Laws.
Lets Start then . Heres the First One :
The distance to your departure gate is directly proportional to the weight of your carry on luggage and inversely proportional to the time remaining before your flight.

[Jane Griscti]

The driver of the second car at a stoplight is always the first to see the light change green.

[Anonymous]

The amount of bait I brought is inversely proportional to how hungry the fish are.

[Jane Griscti]

If you don't buy Traveller's Insurance you'll get sick when you are out of the country; buy it and you won't suffer even a sneeze.

[Badriprasad Bumbabol]

Any time you put an item in a "safe place", it will never be seen again.

[Joseph Russell]

Out of site just means that no one but you will know where it is.

[Dave Vick]

Cole's Law:
thinly sliced cabbage.

[Badriprasad Bumbabol]

If it looks easy, it's hard.
If it looks hard, it's impossible.
If it looks impossible, it's due tomorrow. At 8 AM

[Joseph Russell]

[Badriprasad Bumbabol]

The first 90% of a project takes 90% of the time.
The last 10% takes the other 90% of the time

[Badriprasad Bumbabol]

There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a ride home from the office.

[Badriprasad Bumbabol]

The greater the value of the rug, the greater the probability that the cat will throw up on it

[Greg Harris]

these sound like personal experiences... especially the boss / beer can scenario.

[Badriprasad Bumbabol]

Thats the Beauty of Murphys Laws. They are true experiences.

[Paul Ralph]

If you decide to print out a web page, the last page to print will contain one or two lines of useless information. (Like an ad or a date.) That is, unless you decide to not print out the last page. In that case, you will need it, and be forced to print it out separately.
Paul R
[This message has been edited by Paul Ralph (edited June 05, 2001).]