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I went to my boss and asked for a raise, but all I got was this lousy Object[][]
 
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I hope its not eligible for GC.
 
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are you going to have the t-shirts made for this one?
 
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, . = ($$$,$$$.$$)Object[][]
 
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I don't get it
 
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1:
"Sir, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?" The boss replies: "It's very simple. You're a compiled object. And I'm a run-time garbage collector. Here's your P35.(pink slip)"
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"A Java Certification Instructor"
 
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Originally posted by HS Thomas:
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"Sir, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?" The boss replies: "It's very simple. You're a compiled object. And I'm a run-time garbage collector. Here's your P35.(pink slip)"


Actually, I think you are just 2 tents.
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Originally posted by Mark Spritzler:

Actually, I think you are just 2 tents.
Mark


 
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An oldie:

How do you recognize an extrovert programmer?
He's the one looking at YOUR shoes while he's talking to you.
 
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My wife got hit by a bus somewhere in Saudi Arabia
in Jedda ?

No , in'javanese?
[ May 05, 2004: Message edited by: HS Thomas ]
 
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