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Ok, I've heard there are 14 abbreviated WEB technologies (HTML, XHTML, CSS, JavaScript, XML, DTD, XSLT, Xpath, Xlink, JSP, Servlet, XSP, FP, XSL taglib...) ! We are to witness the birth of a Fifth Generation Language! Because nobody today can be fast enough to learn all these new technologies, how about simply calling them as operators of some Meta Language?
 
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Too Late. The REAL Map beat you to it here:
http://www.javaranch.com/ubb/Forum32/HTML/000225.html
 
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Mapasutra... Great. It reminds me. Something.
I know there is a plot against Map in this forum, but now I wonder if it's a plot against Jim... First, somebody posted a message in Italian, with intention to point to Jim. Then Mapasutra... Of course, it could be Jim himself, playing professor Eco's game. Or it could be somebody else, who wants to pretend to be Jim. The problem with somebody else is that this person has an access to Moderators Only forum � which doesn't surprise me at all.
May 16 Mapraputa got an E-mail which said:
�You watch out. Some one there is hatching a plot to play a few tricks on you.�
I suspected it�s Johnson, but next e-mail said:
�No it isnt Johnson. Its a group of moderators from the javaranch. I dont know how many of them are there. I only know their leader's name (which I cannot reveal).�
Of course, it could be a simple coincidence � sure.
 
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Ok - time to reveal all.
I know Mapsutra. She is the descendant of MapChong dynasty. Legend has it that the Chinese emperor MapChong invaded India and fell in love with a sultry local beauty - Kamasutra. Out of their wedlock was born the lovely Mapasutra, and her brother Mapaputra (son of Map in Hindi).
Since she was denied parental love in her infancy, Mapasutra rebelled. Renouncing her Indian and Chinese heritage, she migrated to the faraway land of Javaranch. There she called herself Mapraputa, and pretended to be a Russian. And then the poor Jranchers never knew what hit them. A tragic picture unfolded, as she inflicted her unrelenting humour on the innocent Jranchers. Many of her victims were hospitalized suffering stomach cramps - generally attributed to hysterical laughter. Many others lost their jobs, wives and girlfriends because they remained fatally glued to her deadly posts - their bodies trembling, their faces contorted, their eyes streaming and their lungs bursting. A large number of her victims demonstrated anti-social behaviour and disturbed the public order. Typically they would startle the public by suddenly flapping their hands and doubling up and screaming, without any apparent provocation. Criminologists attributed their behaviour to the permanent scars of humour inflicted on their psyche.
Meanwhile her brother Mapaputra came to Javaranch in search of Mapasutra (now Mapraputa). He adopted the name of Johnson Chong (later Johnson Chongson). He started posting to pursuade his estranged sister to return to their Homeland. Every post was full of meaning which was lost on the ordinary Javaranchers. Some say these were coded messages to his sister. Others allege that he had simply become disoriented by his long agonizing search for his beloved sister.
Amidst all this, an even greater tragedy was unfolding. The evil Mongol ruler Jimez eager to destroy the MapChong dynasty hatched a conspiracy to eliminate the only surviving hiers. As part of his plan, he unleashed the FGL post. But the blood of MapChong hit back. Jimez found that he had bitten of more than he could chew - actually he chocked as the deadly humour again found its mark.
To be continued ...
 
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I've been investigating ... Mapasutra Is is Johnson Chong
Johnson Chongson is Sahir Shah however Sahir is NOT Johnson Chong!
[This message has been edited by Angela Poynton (edited May 21, 2001).]
 
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�No it isnt Johnson. Its a group of moderators from the javaranch. I dont know how many of them are there. I only know their leader's name (which I cannot reveal).�
Gee what did I get involved with ??. You did warn me Map !!!
 
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May I ask you how did I become Sahir Saha?
 
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Originally posted by Johnson Chongson:
May I ask you how did I become Sahir Saha?


Next you will be Sahir Haha
We all evolve.
 
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OK I can't spell .. typo .. fixed now! However I stand by my claim .. I have evidence.
 
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Originally posted by Angela Poynton:
I've been investigating ... Mapasutra Is is Johnson Chong
[This message has been edited by Angela Poynton (edited May 21, 2001).]


Alas all good things must come to an end.
The Map is out of the Bag.
 
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Rahul, your story sucks.
 
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