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How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?

 
Greg Harris
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Give him/her a bottle of shampoo which says: "lather, rinse, repeat."
 
Paul Ralph
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Yeah, but won't there be a ShampooBottleEmpty exception thrown eventually?
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Badriprasad Bumbabol
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Or a NoMoreWaterException
 
Rahul Rathore
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Or a WifeWillBreakYourHeadException
 
Andy Ceponis
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Or a holyCrapIsThisWaterCold exception.
 
Greg Harris
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so far i think andy's would terminate my process the fastest.
 
Dave Vick
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depending on the programmer you could get a
CallStackOverflowException too

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What if shampooing spawns a sub-process
 
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>> What if shampooing spawns a sub-process
Don't even go there...
 
Greg Harris
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i guess shampooing could spawn a "Conditioning" subclass...
 
Joel Cochran
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If you're bald you could get

(:-==O___ (bald guy playing a trombone)

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Maybe its just me, but I can't see any brackets, so I'd only repeat the "rinse". I'd get pretty wet, but the shampoo would never run out.
 
Pranav Jaidka
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Or the simplest thing to do....
PAY Him
 
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