Simple Question

[Stevie Kaligis]

let me rephrase the question :
guess one thing that guaranteed will never be happen in JavaRanch Meaningless Drivel !
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[Andy Ceponis]

Well im almost positive that we wont hear from Bill Gates.

[Conrad Kirby]

Ahemmm...what do you think I do in my spare time?
--Bill Gates

[Bill Gates]

Do not be so sure, Andy
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[Andy Ceponis]

I was waiting for that one, hehe.

[Conrad Kirby]

To answer your question, whatever I am about to say will, because I/someone else purposefully will do it:
No one will ever use the phrase "holy baby's-butt" in place of "holy shit"

[Anonymous]

You were saying?

[Stevie Kaligis]

wrong answer...try again !

[Johnson Chongson]

It will never be known who I am

[Rahul Rathore]

I will never unmouth my foot.
Rahul Rathore
SCYG (Stevie Certified Yoga Guru)

[Anonymous]

I will never give up Wasabe diet

[Anonymous]

I will never get the red paint off my nose.

[Stevie Kaligis]

> It will never be known who I am
nope...everybody in this forum already knew who you are, your name start with "N"
> I will never unmouth my foot
Rahul...you have that gift from God, enjoy it , ...eeeek wrong answer.
> I will never give up Wasabe diet
wait until you are in Bali "The Paradise island for Angry Asean Man"
> I will never get the red paint off my nose
beware of Wasabe...he's in Bali now and he's also bring something red


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[Angela Poynton]

OK ... how about this one. I will never have "bartender" under my name when I post.

[Anonymous]

Stevie's heart : THUMP ... THUMP ... THUMP (1,250 beats per minute)
Stevie's blood pressure: Systolic/Dystolic 2000000/1000000
Stevie's hair : Vertical.
Stevie's eyes : Dilated.

[Anonymous]

Ooops.. I was wrong!

[Stevie Kaligis]

Rahul... don't embarrest me , that's confidential...
uhm..uhmm....well hello there...look whose talking now

[Stevie Kaligis]

phew...
I'm exhausted of keep pressing refresh button over and over every 15sec, hoping someone make my thread life again...
this is my last offer, chose what ever you like, either you guys answer my simple question or hijack my thread,
I am extremely hopeless...

[Conrad Kirby]

No one will ever know how many atoms there are were in Elvis's brain.

[Rahul Rathore]

Originally posted by Stevie Kaligis:
...
this is my last offer, chose what ever you like, either you guys answer my simple question or hijack my thread,
...

Thread hijacking is a heinous crime with tragic consequences. I vehemently object to your puerile and frivolous attitude towards a serious issue. I hope you will not repeat this grave mistake again.
Moderators may kindly take note. He may be let off with a warning this first time.


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[Andy Ceponis]

Who here likes spray cheese?

[Greg Harris]

spray cheese! i haven't had that stuff in years... i used to love spraying that stuff on crackers. especially triscuits! i think i liked the "chedder" flavor... maybe because i got burned out on the original.

[Rahul Rathore]

I know now. The one thing that will never happen, is that we stick to the !@#$%% original topic.

[Stevie Kaligis]

at least Conrad's thread is stay on topic,
come-on...you are so closed, it's so obvious

[Stevie Kaligis]

well I guess I have to answer it by myself...
I also think that JavaRanch is not being fair on this...
one thing that guaranteed will never be happen in JavaRanch Meaningless Drivel is the members of this forum will never have a change to win a giveaway book...
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This week's book giveaway is in the Meaningless Drivel forum.
We are giving away four copies of "Seven Habit of Highly Meaningless People",
and the Author, Stephen Rahul Covey, is on-line!
See our Book Giveaway Page for details.
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[Rahul Rathore]

HEE HAW

[Anonymous]

What book do you want to get? We can contact the author and try to schedule giveaway...

[Stevie Kaligis]

Originally posted by Unregistered Carl Trusiak:
What book do you want to get? We can contact the author and try to schedule giveaway...

any suggestion guys...?
how about "how to make your meaningless thread hijack free"

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[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Stevie Kaligis:
...how about "how to make your meaningless thread hijack free"
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And why would you want to make hijack, free ? We are entitled to charge for our services ...

[Angela Poynton]

Originally posted by Angela Poymton:
Ooops.. I was wrong!

still didn't have bartender under my name ... so I wasn't wrong ... plus that isn't MY name
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[Anonymous]

hm..?

[Anonymous]

Oh I didn't do that !

[Johnson Chongson]

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still didn't have bartender under my name ... so I wasn't wrong ... plus that isn't MY name

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[Anonymous]

I have a book I recommend to everybody.
Year 2000 Crisis Survival (in 10 minutes)
"Depending on the number of people in your household, I suggest buying three to five 30-40 gallon garbage cans and then filling them with tap water on December 31, 1999. This provides between 90 and 200 gallons of clear wather. If you use 5 gallons a day for drinking, cooking, toilet flushes, and do on, this should last you between 20 and 40 days. The water should be back on by then."
"Don�t forget that snow is frozen water. For those of you who live in the North, you can also collect snow into large containers, bring them to a place that is above freezing and let it melt."
"Document all your food consumption for a week and where you make your food purchases sometime during 1999. Try not to eat out during this week of recording so that you can get a solid idea of your eating patterns should restaurants not be available for a period of time after January 1, 2000"
"Make sure that you have a camping type cook stove with enough fuel for several weeks of food preparation just in case. Make sure that you have at least one large pot for heating water for cleanup along with lots of paper towels."
Surely this book deserves a promotion.

[Junilu Lacar]

Originally posted by Carl Trusiak:
What book do you want to get? We can contact the author and try to schedule giveaway...

I'm sure somebody here would be interested in getting this one:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0671047639/qid=993235965/sr=1-1/re f=sc_b_1/002-2467545-0085639
or maybe they'd be more interested in this one:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1560239972/qid=993236127/sr=1-6/re f=sc_b_6/002-2467545-0085639
I don't know...I've only skimmed those hijacked threads

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[Rahul Rathore]

Originally posted by JUNILU LACAR:
I'm sure somebody here would be interested in getting this one:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0671047639/qid=993235965/sr=1-1/re f=sc_b_1/002-2467545-0085639
or maybe they'd be more interested in this one:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1560239972/qid=993236127/sr=1-6/re f=sc_b_6/002-2467545-0085639
I don't know...I've only skimmed those hijacked threads

[This message has been edited by JUNILU LACAR (edited June 22, 2001).]

Junilu, I love you, my Pet P.
And much more than Stevie (Sorry Stevie). Everyone knows that the passion in the Rahulio-Juniluet affair eclipses even the Romeo-Juliet one. In our last tryst, you even wiggled your lovely a** and publicly begged to be kissed there Even the original Juliet never expressed her love so passionately.


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[Rahul Rathore]

I just puked on re-reading my last post. Anybody else wishing to puke is invited to do so here http://www.javaranch.com/ubb/Forum32/HTML/000716.html.
I want to leave this thread clean for poor Stevie.

[Junilu Lacar]

Originally posted by Rahul Rathore:
> Everyone knows that the passion in the Rahulio-Juniluet
> affair eclipses even the Romeo-Juliet one.
Yeah, right. You wish...

[Jimmy Bonds]

HEHEHE
All of you are very silly
But very entertaining