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The Blonde Test-Taker
The blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of "true/false" type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet: true for heads and false for tails. Within thirty minutes she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still working furiously.
During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on.
"I finished the exam in a half hour," she says. "Now I'm rechecking my answers."
 
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What's funny about that ? I did that too. I found on rechecking, that I had marked most of questions wrong on the first attempt ! Talk about careless ! I advice others to do that also.
 
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in a situation where you have 4 or 5 choices you can slap your hand on the desk and which ever finger hurts the most indicates the answer...
first finger = A
middle finger = B
ring finger = C
little finger = D
thumb (if needed) = E
the only problem with this method is that it only works for tests shorter than 50 questions... the fingers become erratic after 60 questions and completely unresponsive after 75. i do not recommend rechecking answers with this method.
 
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Rahul,
In your future tests try checking the third time.
Maybe then what the blonde did might seem funnier to you.
By the way who started this kind of answering first the Blonde or the Sardarji???
:-)
Marilyn
 
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