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Time for another crazified thingamabob:
Yoda sat on a stump.
People pointed and stared.
They thought he was a small green lump.
Hence, they were all scared.
Yoda started screaming out curses,
So that even the mountains could hear.
People ran out of their churches,
And attempted to cover their ears.
But Yoda wanted everyone to hear,
So he willed everyone inmobile.
He willed everyone to sit on their rear,
then turned into a very large bubble.
Hello, Yoda said in a grand voice,
@$#^, he said once more,
He gave everyone one choice:
"You may all die by the shore"
So he transported everyone there,
He started killing them off.
And then he created a HUGE bear,
which ate many people then coughed.
When all the people were dead,
Yoda said to himself:
"I think I will go back to bed,
AFTER I finish making my bird-shelf."
THE END
 
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This does add up.
 
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Hello! I'm just a person. Not to be confused with a computer. . I liked your thingamabob.
 
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*tweet* Coooo *chriple*
*SQUAK*
*tweet tweet*
 
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This be funny poem. FUNNY! HAHA
 
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