I knew someone who took the 'Purity test' and got a score of 8%. That is, 92% impure. AND they ask if they could get half marks for the things they were prepared to try. There are some strange things out there but not half a strange as the things you find at home...
November 27, 2041 at the age of 64 years old. Cancer (37%) Suicide (13%) Alcoholism (8%) Horrible Accident (6%) Alien Abduction (5%) Heart Attack (5%)
Pounding at a thick stone wall won't move it, sometimes, you need to step back to see the way around.
posted 18 years ago
Some of the questions are a riot
absolutely! like... Do you regularly light firecrackers in your mouth and then spit them out at the last second? Do people call you "lardass" or "fatso", or whisper, "lookout! here comes the chunkmonster!" Cliff diving? swallowing knives?
May 4, 2050, at the age of 79. I was kinda hoping for more. Many women in my family have lived until they were well into their nineties. Still, I think it's pretty remarkable that at 79, I'll have a 5% chance of dying of "auto-erotic asphyxiation" (or something like that).