What to talk....

[Chumma Fun]

with a stripper, while waiting to get a space for lap dance..?

Enjoy!

[Anonymous]

Chumma Fun,

In response to your post, a poor, innocent monkey was dipped into a bucket of floor wax and painfully stripped of all it's hair after an uncomfortably long period of drying. Then, this poor, naked little monkey was forced to dance for hours on end in a smoky, smelly bar wearing nothing but a speedo. Every five hours this defenseless monkey is allowed a full five minute "break". During this "break", the monkey attempts to grab a bananna and a drink of water to fuel another five hour bump-n-grind, but instead is accosted by perverted strangers it cares nothing about and is forced to have vapid, innuendo-filled conversations with them. Please, think about this in depth before you post again.

The Monkey Master

[Badriprasad Bumbabol]

What in the world are you talking about ??

[Andy Ceponis]

LOL, thats a good one. The monkey is forced to dance. The monkey is also paid hundreds per night for this so called torture. I have no pity for monkeys like that. I just want them to show me a good time if i choose to go there.

[Jamie Robertson]

why was this monkey wearing a speedo?? Is it a law that naked dancing monkeys must wear some sort of speedo in the US or other country's monkey clubs? They are not forced to in Canada...
[This message has been edited by Jamie Robertson (edited August 29, 2001).]
[This message has been edited by Jamie Robertson (edited August 29, 2001).]

[Greg Harris]

the speedo is completely up to the state and the county where the monkey is dancing here in the US... some counties will not allow a monkey to take the speedo off if the bar serves alcohol. other counties let the monkey take it all off while the "guests" drink all they wish.
but you should see what the monkeys in thailand do... there aren't any rules there!

[Thomas Paul]

Originally posted by Monkey Master:
but instead is accosted by perverted strangers it cares nothing about and is forced to have vapid, innuendo-filled conversations with them.

And this is different than dating in what way?

[Dave Vick]

Originally posted by ersin eser:
and i would say spank that dirty Monkey !

In most bars in the US you aren't allowed to touch the dancers

But, if you have one of your own, feel free to spank your own monkey.

Dave

[Bill Tripper]

but you should see what the monkeys in thailand do... there aren't any rules there!

Actually, the monkeykeepers in Thailand are cracking down. No nudity, closing at 1:00 AM. The police chief in the Patpong district got sacked for allowing a monkeyhouse to be open late. Of course, you're still allowed to touch, unlike in the USA.