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Do you *really* want to stop terrorism?

 
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According to reports, Osama bin Laden originally made his money from construction and oil, but now makes it in the drug and weapons trade.

I propose that on this Saturday, September 29, 2001 no one buy any opium, heroin, or other opium-derived drugs, and put off any illegal weapon purchases.

We'll show him what we're made of!
-Nate
 
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Okay Nathan. But please realize what a sacrifice I am making. This weekend is the traditional "Machine guns and Narcotics" picnic for our family. Go to the lake, fire off a few rounds, shoot up around the campfire...good times (sigh)
I know the kids will be disappointed, but eventually they will understand
 
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All is not lost Howard. Just buy all your drugs and guns before the 29th and your all set.
 
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Well....I guess I could take time out from my Folk Dancing and Public Flogging classes to make the necessary purchases. I just hope I don't get the homework assignments mixed up.
 
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