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# The 666 Calculator - complete with Java Source

"The Hood"
Posts: 8521
We are in BIG trouble
The 666 Calculator
[This message has been edited by Cindy Glass (edited October 15, 2001).]

Ranch Hand
Posts: 2823
Using the same calculation:
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100%. Well here's how you do that. Here's how you can achieve 103%.

First of all, here's a little math that might prove helpful in the future.

How does one achieve 100% in LIFE?

Begin by noting the following.

IF:
A = 1
B = 2
C = 3
D = 4
E = 5
F = 6
G = 7
H = 8
I = 9
J = 10
K = 11
L = 12
M = 13
N = 14
O = 15
P = 16
Q = 17
R = 18
S = 19
T = 20
U = 21
V = 22
W = 23
X = 24
Y = 25
Z = 26

Then:
H A R D W O R K =
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = Only 98%

Similarly,
K N O W L E D G E =
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = Only 96%

But interesting (and as you'd expect),
A T T I T U D E =
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% ... This is how you achieve 100% in LIFE.

But EVEN MORE IMPORTANT TO NOTE (or REALIZE), is
B U L L S H I T =
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

So now you know what all those high-priced consultants, upper
management, and motivational speakers really mean when they want to exceed 100%!

Ranch Hand
Posts: 15304
6
How frightened are we? Do we not believe? Friends, you have to realize that anything is possible with math. Even 2+2 can equal 5.
I am reminded of a journalist who came across a man who thought he discovered some secret "Bible Code" and that with math, the future was contained in the hebrew text of the Torah. For instance, JFK assisination was in there. Princess Dianas Death. But with the same mathmatical equation, Moby Dick was full of the same predictions with an even more alarming pricision. So does that mean Moby Dick can predict the future??
I am sure we are all intellegent enough not to believe that. The person that made that web site has good intentions, but he has not read the word of God or he would not be so inclined to suggest that the internet is one of the beasts heads talked about in the Bible.
The heads of the beast represent the nations that have given themselves to the one world orginization that will be controled by Anti Christ. United Nations?? Think and read about it.

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Happy Coding,
Gregg Bolinger

Cindy Glass
"The Hood"
Posts: 8521
Yeah, but Gregg - what did you think of the java code? That is the fun part. Check it out under "theory".

Gregg Bolinger
Ranch Hand
Posts: 15304
6
I think that people use the term algorithm too loosely and the code is not all that impressive to me.

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Happy Coding,
Gregg Bolinger

High Plains Drifter
Posts: 7292
We all know that knowledge is power, and time is money. We also know that power is a product of energy expended over time. Given these basic equations:
Knowledge = Power
Time = Money
Power = (Energy / Time)
We can use the associative property of equality to demonstrate:
Knowledge = (Energy / Time) = (Energy / Money)
Money = Energy / Knowledge
Given that the energy any one person can expend is a local constant, people who know a lot less can make a lot more money.

Rancher
Posts: 13459
Alright then:
Girls require time and money.
GIRLS = TIME * MONEY
Time is Money
TIME = MONEY
Therefore
GIRLS = MONEY * MONEY = MONEY^2 (or Math.pow(MONEY,2) if you prefer)
But Money is the root of all evil
MONEY = Math.sqrt(EVIL)
Therefore
GIRLS = math.pow(Math.sqrt(EVIL),2)
or
GIRLS = EVIL
A mathematical proof that girls are evil. QED.

Dave

Ranch Hand
Posts: 3141
Wow! The guys in bibical times knew about ASCII! I'm impressed

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