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U.S.A. to Taliban: 'You are condemned'

 
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Here's a complete text of one broadcast:
"Attention Taliban! You are condemned. Did you know that? The instant the terrorists you support took over our planes, you
sentenced yourselves to death. The Armed Forces of the United States are here to seek justice for our dead. Highly trained soldiers are coming to shut down once and for all
Osama bin Laden's ring of terrorism, and the Taliban that supports them and their actions.
"Our forces are armed with state of the art military equipment. What are you using, obsolete and ineffective weaponry? Our helicopters will rain fire down upon your camps
before you detect them on your radar. Our bombs are so accurate we can drop them right through your windows. Our infantry is trained for any climate and terrain on
earth. United States soldiers fire with superior marksmanship and are armed with superior weapons.
"You have only one choice ... Surrender now and we will give you a second chance. We will let you live. If you surrender no harm will come to you. When you decide to
surrender, approach United States forces with your hands in the air. Sling your weapon across your back muzzle towards the ground. Remove your magazine and expel any
rounds. Doing this is your only chance of survival."

http://www.cnn.com/2001/US/10/17/ret.us.propaganda/index.html
 
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Sweet!
 
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Man! real Clint Eastwood stuff !!
 
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Maybe we should send "Rambo", "Dirty Harry" and Arnold Schwarzenegger! (Any more suggestions?)
What most people don't know (as they shouldn't) is that there are standing orders for when and if bin laden is captured, to immediately and completely shave his head and beard, of course taking the rag off his head.
Then to "accidentally" parade him in front of a video camera that nobody knows where it came from, which video tape unexplainably makes it to CNN somehow. And to CBS. And to ABC. And to NBC.
This is great psi ops since his believers would see an emasculated former leader reach bottom.
After that, he would be placed in federal prison, in the same cell as this HUGE African American called "BUBBA"! Ha ha!
That is, if we catch him alive.
[This message has been edited by George Miller (edited October 20, 2001).]
 
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got this in a mail. It is interesting:-
what to do with Bin Laden

THIS IS THE BEST IDEA I HAVE SEEN THUS FAR.
PLS. READ: -
Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will
inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release.
Therefore, we should do neither. Let the CIA, Rangers, Seals
or whoever covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed
hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex
change operation. Then return 'her' to Afghanistan to live under
the Taliban.
NOTE: WITH HER NEW NAME "BELINDA LADEN"
 
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