Maybe we should send "Rambo", "Dirty Harry" and Arnold Schwarzenegger!

(Any more suggestions?)
What most people don't know (as they shouldn't) is that there are standing orders for when and if bin laden is captured, to immediately and completely shave his head and beard, of course taking the rag off his head.
Then to "accidentally" parade him in front of a video camera that nobody knows where it came from, which video tape unexplainably makes it to CNN somehow. And to CBS. And to ABC. And to NBC.
This is great psi ops since his believers would see an emasculated former leader reach bottom.
After that, he would be placed in federal prison, in the same cell as this HUGE African American called "BUBBA"! Ha ha!
That is, if we catch him alive.
[This message has been edited by George Miller (edited October 20, 2001).]