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Looks like the FBI and the CIA need a fresh perspective on how to kill Bin Laden. So here are some coupla ways to get the job done:
1. Enlist a suicide bomber, give him US citizenship, give his
relatives plenty of money, a house, and let him deliver
a package (a bomb) to bin Laden.
2. Kidnap bin Laden's son/dotter/whatever.
3. Somehow concoct a photo of bin Laden desecrecating a mosque
and distribute the photo in the Muslim world.
5. Bait the terrorist, send a ship to Yemen, let it stay on the port. The ship is packed with US marines, rangers, delta, gamma (whatever force). The moment the terrorist
approach the ship, catch'em and terrorize their holy ass.
any more... ?
 
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Yeah maybe show picture of a mutilated bearded corpse and claim!!
Under the circumstances finding such bodies would not be difficult anyway!
 
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Would suggesting ridding the world of bin Laden would imply one is making fun of the tragedy that struck the "Western world?" Where do you think Austin, TX is, in Australia?
Wow, you can see IP addresses! Let's all applaud! ...Congratulations! *clap, clap*
As far as the bubble bursting I think you are paying too much attention to media hype.
PS- How can you suggest anyone would be happy about such a terrible event? I bet you are one of those people who don't know the difference between a Sihk and an Afghan. How can you miss such an obvious point?
Thanks to you too.
 
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The Madison Ave. Approach To Eliminating bin Ladin
A government funded media blitz throughout the middle-east, billboards, TV, radio, bumper stickers on donkeys, the works. All touting the virtues of ´┐Żbin Ladin Smoked Hams and Bacon. Complete with lip-synced personal endorsements.
His countrymen will do the rest.
 
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The WAR AGAINST TERRORISM IS FRAUD.
http://www.javaranch.com/ubb/Forum32/HTML/001341.html
 
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