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Fly in nose

 
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Can someone please re-program it so that the fly stays out of the poor cow's nose? I mean, it's already missing an eye, for God's sake, can't we spare it the programmable, and thus preventable, prospect of "public drivel flies_up_nose();" ?
 
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That's the moose Jany !
 
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And since the moose is just a virtual head mounted on a virtual wall, I doubt that the moose really cares.
 
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I hope you get tons and tons of virtual sex, and see how you like that....
 
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Hey Jany
( bad recruit ! )
 
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I have to explain? Well, if you've had no REAL sex to compare the virtual sex to, then you may not understand the comparison... And Ersin, you should not label one a bad recruit when she is a weightlifter who's close enough to slap you upside the head...
Wow. Nothin' like talking sex with programmers.
 
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well the programmers have no time to even think about sex
 
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