We make the bastard do hard labour, and hopefully bully him into publicly apologizing before one of his buddies walks somewhere important with a bomb demanding bin Ladin's freedom.
We won't really be able to do anything unpleasent to him without raising a cry from all the people who believe that he has basic rights as a human being (you can't get anything done with leftists these days chewing on your pants)
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