Proof that Jesus was ... ...Jewish: He went into his father's business. He lived at home until the age of 33. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God. ...Irish: He never got married. He never held a steady job. His last request was a drink. ...Puerto Rican: His first name was Jesus. He was always in trouble with the law. His mother did not know who his father was. ...Italian: He talked with his hand. He had wine with every meal. He worked in the building trades. ...Black: He called everybody brother. He had no permanent address. Nobody would hire him. ...Californian: He never cut his hair. He walked around barefoot. He invented a new religion.