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Proof that Jesus was...................

 
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Proof that Jesus was ...
...Jewish:
He went into his father's business.
He lived at home until the age of 33.
He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.
...Irish:
He never got married.
He never held a steady job.
His last request was a drink.
...Puerto Rican:
His first name was Jesus.
He was always in trouble with the law.
His mother did not know who his father was.
...Italian:
He talked with his hand.
He had wine with every meal.
He worked in the building trades.
...Black:
He called everybody brother.
He had no permanent address.
Nobody would hire him.
...Californian:
He never cut his hair.
He walked around barefoot.
He invented a new religion.
 
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We should do one for every religion:
Moses:
Muhammed
Buddha
Satanists
Who am I missing?
 
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