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"Seen my new secretary?" asked the businessman.
"Yeah," his buddy replied," she's gorgeous."
"Well, she's a Robot, the latest model from Japan."
"Jeez, that's amazing! What can she do?"
"If you squeeze her left breast, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right breast, she types 185 wpm for you. And when you screw her it feels better than the real thing."
"Sounds perfect."
"I almost got hurt once, though."
"How?"
"Well," he grimaced, "let's just say I didn't know her butt was a pencil sharpener."
 
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