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... Standing amongst the programming field of battle, the smashed bodies of its enemies, lying broken and dying, all around it.

Visual Basic's inheritance came unravelled. No amount of containment and delegation could stanch the flow of bytes. It died quickly and with little cause for notice.

Perl gasps... "backstabbing inline-perl-parser instantiator!" just as Java deals the fatal blow




And then i realized how LATE it was... and the story ended.
 
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