A Drug Lord
A drug lord was detained by the police for long hours for questioning. The police say "Unless you corporate with us and tell us how does this large sum of money come about and we are satisfy with your answers, you will be detained for as long as necessary" The drug lord was damn frustrated and say "You want a satisfactory answer, I will give u a satisfactory answer, It's because my wife prostituted herself by sleeping with rich men, that's how I obtain such a large sum of money, Are you satisfy with this kind of answer?"
