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Little Johnny was busy doing his homework. As his mother approached, she heard:
"One and one, the son-of-a-bitch is two."
"Two and two, the son-of-a-bitch is four."
"Three and three... "
His mother interrupted, asking where he had learned this way of doing math. Johnny remarked that his teacher Ms. Clara Jones taught him.
His mother was rather upset and told him to stop the homework. The next day she approached Ms.Jones and told her what happened. The teacher was flabbergasted. She said that she couldn't understand why Johnny had said what he did.
Then suddenly, Ms.Jones exclaimed, "Oh, I know... here in school we say :

one and one, the sum-of-which is two."
 
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We finally know who JJ is!
Man, you suck.
 
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Originally posted by Alien :
We finally know who JJ is!
Man, you suck.


"JJ" ?
 
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Well, everyone has an opinion. Stevie - I thought that it was amusing - but then maybe I am perverted.
 
But how did the elephant get like that? What did you do? I think all we can do now is read this tiny ad:
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