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According to http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/ I'm going to pop my clogs on February 10, 2049
at the age of 78 years old The possible ways to pre-empt my demise are:
Cancer (27%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Homicide (10%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Drowning (9%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
(I wonder if this takes into account the chance of me being drowned by an alcoholic alien!) Oh well I can't do any more work this afternoon after this news...
[ February 22, 2002: Message edited by: Jim Petersen ]
[ February 22, 2002: Message edited by: Jim Petersen ]
 
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It is evident from those statistics that the number of hostile aliens is only slightly lower than the number of standing bodies of water in your area. That's amazing!
 
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U almost scared me for a minute with your Subject Header. I thought it was Another JavaRancher being given the Pink Slip. � "I'm afraid we have some bad news for you...">> Thats exactly what they said to my Colleagues a couple of months back when he was asked to leave.
 
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