I have Dirty Joke to tell you : Once there were two Colonels were having drink in a bar and discussing whether there is more enjoyment in sex or more work. One said there is 50% enjoyment and 50% work. other said NO, there is 30% enjoyment and 30% work. There was orderly standing near by and listening all this conversation. He said ,"sir, if you give me permission then I have my views on this topic also". They said, "OK tell us". He said "There is 100% enjoyment" They asked him how he could say this. Orderly said, "If there would have been even a 1% work then I would have been doing that"
Beware of Scorpio, it has sting in his tail
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