This week's book giveaways are in the Angular and TypeScript and Web Services forums.
We're giving away four copies each of Programming with Types and The Design of Web APIs and have the authors on-line!
See this thread and this one for details.
Win a copy of Programming with Types this week in the Angular and TypeScript forum
or The Design of Web APIs in the Web Services forum!
  • Post Reply Bookmark Topic Watch Topic
  • New Topic
programming forums Java Mobile Certification Databases Caching Books Engineering Micro Controllers OS Languages Paradigms IDEs Build Tools Frameworks Application Servers Open Source This Site Careers Other all forums
this forum made possible by our volunteer staff, including ...
Marshals:
  • Campbell Ritchie
  • Liutauras Vilda
  • Bear Bibeault
  • Paul Clapham
  • Jeanne Boyarsky
Sheriffs:
  • Junilu Lacar
  • Knute Snortum
  • Henry Wong
Saloon Keepers:
  • Ron McLeod
  • Tim Moores
  • Stephan van Hulst
  • Tim Holloway
  • Carey Brown
Bartenders:
  • Frits Walraven
  • Joe Ess
  • salvin francis

Bad Jokes

 
Ranch Hand
Posts: 3271
  • Mark post as helpful
  • send pies
  • Quote
  • Report post to moderator
Q: What do you get if you cross a turtle with a porcupine? (Please don't think too hard about how this is done. )
A: A slow-poke!
 
Ranch Hand
Posts: 3244
  • Mark post as helpful
  • send pies
  • Quote
  • Report post to moderator
What do you call a hippopotamous that swears a lot?
A hippo-potty mouth
My daughter told me that one.

Why can't they solve any major crimes in West Virginia?

All the DNA is the same and they have no dental records.
 
Sheriff
Posts: 6450
  • Mark post as helpful
  • send pies
  • Quote
  • Report post to moderator

Originally posted by Dave Vick:

Why can't they solve any major crimes in West Virginia?

All the DNA is the same and they have no dental records.


LOL! Hadn't heard that one.
 
Ranch Hand
Posts: 18944
  • Mark post as helpful
  • send pies
  • Quote
  • Report post to moderator
Two guys are sitting on a park bench when a dog stops in front of them and proceeds to lick himself. One guy looks at the other and says, "I wish I could do that." The other guy responds, "That dog will bite you."
 
Trailboss
Posts: 23074
IntelliJ IDE Firefox Browser Java
  • Mark post as helpful
  • send pies
  • Quote
  • Report post to moderator
The giraffe says "You know, there is nothing worse than a stiff neck." and the hippo responds "You've never had chapped lips, have ya?"
 
The moth suit and wings road is much more exciting than taxes. Or this tiny ad:
Sauce Labs - World's Largest Continuous Testing Cloud for Websites and Mobile Apps
https://coderanch.com/t/722574/Sauce-Labs-World-Largest-Continuous
  • Post Reply Bookmark Topic Watch Topic
  • New Topic
Boost this thread!