• Post Reply Bookmark Topic Watch Topic
  • New Topic
programming forums Java Mobile Certification Databases Caching Books Engineering Micro Controllers OS Languages Paradigms IDEs Build Tools Frameworks Application Servers Open Source This Site Careers Other Pie Elite all forums
this forum made possible by our volunteer staff, including ...
Marshals:
  • Campbell Ritchie
  • Jeanne Boyarsky
  • Ron McLeod
  • Paul Clapham
  • Liutauras Vilda
Sheriffs:
  • paul wheaton
  • Rob Spoor
  • Devaka Cooray
Saloon Keepers:
  • Stephan van Hulst
  • Tim Holloway
  • Carey Brown
  • Frits Walraven
  • Tim Moores
Bartenders:
  • Mikalai Zaikin

When life becomes meaningless......

 
Ranch Hand
Posts: 2545
  • Mark post as helpful
  • send pies
    Number of slices to send:
    Optional 'thank-you' note:
  • Quote
  • Report post to moderator
What is the best way to commit suicide?
 
Leverager of our synergies
Posts: 10065
  • Mark post as helpful
  • send pies
    Number of slices to send:
    Optional 'thank-you' note:
  • Quote
  • Report post to moderator
Depends on whether your interest is theoretical or practical. If I were you, I would wait for advices of experts - some of MD residents committerd suicide many times, so they can tell you the best way. I am afraid rest of us do not have any "real world" experience with it.
 
Mapraputa Is
Leverager of our synergies
Posts: 10065
  • Mark post as helpful
  • send pies
    Number of slices to send:
    Optional 'thank-you' note:
  • Quote
  • Report post to moderator
If theoretical views are of any importance for you, here is my preferred way of committing a suicide (for men only). Get drunk and die in bed with a beautiful woman
 
John Lee
Ranch Hand
Posts: 2545
  • Mark post as helpful
  • send pies
    Number of slices to send:
    Optional 'thank-you' note:
  • Quote
  • Report post to moderator
At least your guys may have suggestion. I saw some people here really need that advice. I tried my best but can't come up with anything.
 
Wanderer
Posts: 18671
  • Mark post as helpful
  • send pies
    Number of slices to send:
    Optional 'thank-you' note:
  • Quote
  • Report post to moderator
How about if we keep this particular brand of drivel limited to one or two threads? It will be a lot easier for the rest of us to skip if you don't keep spawning new threads for no reason. (Yes, I'm the one closing some of the other threads.) Thanks...
 
Ranch Hand
Posts: 2823
  • Mark post as helpful
  • send pies
    Number of slices to send:
    Optional 'thank-you' note:
  • Quote
  • Report post to moderator
Did you have a bad weekend or what?
 
Ranch Hand
Posts: 1879
MySQL Database Suse
  • Mark post as helpful
  • send pies
    Number of slices to send:
    Optional 'thank-you' note:
  • Quote
  • Report post to moderator

Originally posted by Don Liu:
What is the best way to commit suicide?


Where do you work? what is your position? Who do I send my resume to for that position?
Do I have to be a Speedo certified swimmer?
 
Mapraputa Is
Leverager of our synergies
Posts: 10065
  • Mark post as helpful
  • send pies
    Number of slices to send:
    Optional 'thank-you' note:
  • Quote
  • Report post to moderator

Originally posted by Mapraputa Is:
If theoretical views are of any importance for you, here is my preferred way of committing a suicide (for men only). Get drunk and die in bed with a beautiful woman


Because when she will find you drunk in her bed, she will certainly kill you
Joke.
Strangely, I've been thinking about it since May 5, and still cannot imagine any decent way for a woman to commit a suicide. Men can play their own murder in tragic and romantic gamut, but a woman just look plain stupid. Unless there are some exceptionally painful circumstances... But a woman committing a suicide because "life becomes meaningless"... :roll: Perhaps because a woman is life. Life committing a suicide!
 
Jim Yingst
Wanderer
Posts: 18671
  • Mark post as helpful
  • send pies
    Number of slices to send:
    Optional 'thank-you' note:
  • Quote
  • Report post to moderator
No, I think men committing suicide generally look pretty stupid too. Either gender could perhaps make it look like an accident, which might make them look slightly less stupid, but wouldn't change that they are, in fact, stupid.
Perhaps because a woman is life. Life committing a suicide!
Well, it's generally pretty tough for the dead to do it. :roll: I don't really see the point of this argument.
I am informed by a friend with a master's degree in counseling, that women are more likely than men to attempt suicide, while men are more likely to succeed. Make of this what you will.
 
Mapraputa Is
Leverager of our synergies
Posts: 10065
  • Mark post as helpful
  • send pies
    Number of slices to send:
    Optional 'thank-you' note:
  • Quote
  • Report post to moderator
Hm... Look like either gender is stupid in his/her own manner. Women because they attempt, and men because they succeed
 
Paul Stevens
Ranch Hand
Posts: 2823
  • Mark post as helpful
  • send pies
    Number of slices to send:
    Optional 'thank-you' note:
  • Quote
  • Report post to moderator
You're just saying that because we are better at it than women :roll:
 
High Plains Drifter
Posts: 7289
Netbeans IDE VI Editor
  • Mark post as helpful
  • send pies
    Number of slices to send:
    Optional 'thank-you' note:
  • Quote
  • Report post to moderator
When men succeed at suicide, we're likely to believe they had a good reason, and unlikely to question his motives. When women attempt suicide, we're likely to believe they lacked good reason -- probably because they failed -- and so go about the tireless process of questioning their psychological remains.
Only a strict logician like Jim would believe that life and death are synonymous with living and dying.
 
John Lee
Ranch Hand
Posts: 2545
  • Mark post as helpful
  • send pies
    Number of slices to send:
    Optional 'thank-you' note:
  • Quote
  • Report post to moderator
there seems nothing new.
 
With a little knowledge, a cast iron skillet is non-stick and lasts a lifetime.
reply
    Bookmark Topic Watch Topic
  • New Topic