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Since the Taliban and many Al Quaida cannot stand nudity and consider it
a sin to see a naked woman that is not their wife, this Saturday afternoon
at 2:00 pm. Eastern time, all North American women are asked to walk out of
their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti terrorist
effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in
front of their house to prove they think it's okay to see other women nude.
And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at
your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban
sentiment.
The United States of America appreciates your efforts to root out
terrorists and applauds your participation. God Bless America!
Come on guys, get out there and support the gals as they root out the
terrorists hiding in YOUR neighborhood!!
 
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Would you please put a disclaimer for the blondes ;-) Or did i just ruin the point of this post ;-)
[ May 29, 2002: Message edited by: Maky ]
 
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this one has been Lee Mohawk approved
 
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