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How many Microsoft People does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they just declare darkness, the new standard.
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Overheard in Las Vegas when Microsoft has a conference there.
"I'm sorry Mr. Gates, but this is a ten dollar minimum table"
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OK, about Billy Bob Gates.... check this site, there's a link in the middle, Move #1 is a bit about Billy Bob.
http://www.kimble.org/kims_flashsite.htm
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Why everyone dont like MS??
 
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Us peons don't like world dominators
 
Consider Paul's rocket mass heater.
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