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Bill Gates in Hell

 
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Upon dying, Bill Gates went to purgatory.
St. Peter said to his, "Now Bill, you have done some good things,
and
you have done some bad things. Now I am going to let you decide where
you want to go".
So, Bill takes a look at hell and see's these beautiful women running
around, in 80 degree temperature, on beautiful beaches.
Then he took a look at heaven and it was nice, you know harps and
singing and worship and stuff like that.
So he said to St. Peter that he would like to go to hell.
About a week later, St. Peter went down to hell to check on Bill.
There he saw him, being whipped by demons.
He said to St. Peter, "What happened to all the beautifull women,
and
the beaches and the 80 degree temperature?"
Peter replied, "That was just the screen saver."
 
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