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I've recently fax in my resume to apply for an engineer at Chartered Semiconductor Manufacturing. When I called them to ask them about my application, all they can do is to asked me to fax in my application for 4 times. I called this kind of management style to be so fool/full of stupidity. Even when I tell them how deprived I am of having a credit card, they still ask me to fax in 4 times. Even when I tell them I only have the chance to work as a practising engineer for 9 months. When the HR manager don't understand me, all she can do is to say that this is my personal problems. Can someone call Genie Lau and explain things to her. Her number is 63604398
 
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And I thought kids say the darnest things. Randall, here's your chance, I bet Genie Lau is half your age and 0.7 times Johnson's age.
 
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i better stay out of it. she would probly want to move into my 25' travel trailer with me
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Mr Chong,
Maybe you should send them your lame, lumber and addruss
Alternatively you can yell "fried rice.. fried rice "
 
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Hi, Mister Sage
I've already given them my lame, lumber and addruss.
Am I suppose to consider selling fried rice instead?
 
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Since so many orientals are already into selling fried frice, that might not be a good idea either.
How about fried cockroaches?
 
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Fried cockroaches?! May I know who am suppose to sell it to and how do I distribute the sales?
 
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This thread gives dimwits a bad name.
 
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May I know when does a company want to diversify? Is it to spread business cost; or is it that they don't have any cost management problem and they just want to rake in more money?
It is those women in their 40s or 50s who after having sax with you then tell you that they underwent hormonal injection gives love a bad name-by Jon Bon Jovi
-Jac A cutting edge technology will definitely be able to solve native, lower-end technology problems
 
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Originally posted by <Johnson Chong>:
May I know when does a company want to diversify? Is it to spread business cost; or is it that they don't have any cost management problem and they just want to rake in more money?
It is those women in their 40s or 50s who after having sax with you then tell you that they underwent hormonal injection gives love a bad name-by Jon Bon Jovi
-Jac A cutting edge technology will definitely be able to solve native, lower-end technology problems



Very appropriate in this forum
 
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hey chong.. you dont you call them as a lawyer and that wud get thier attention!!
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Originally posted by gautham kasinath:
hey chong.. you dont you call them as a lawyer and that wud get thier attention!!
Lupo


Call them as a lawyer and that would get their attention!? I'm gonna call May and ask her if she's a lawyer, otherwise there's no reason for her to work late into the nite.......does this sounds right?
 
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Originally posted by <Johnson Chong>:

Call them as a lawyer and that would get their attention!? I'm gonna call May and ask her if she's a lawyer, otherwise there's no reason for her to work late into the nite.......


... unless... she is BATGIRL!!!
 
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Look, I'm really exasperated. How should someone normally treat a BATGIRL? Do you ask her about how to place bets on WCup matches? Is craps, roulette, blackjack popular at gambling den?
 
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