Famous Beer Quotes
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it
helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons,
but at the very least you need a beer. --Frank Zappa
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to
keep your mouth shut. --Ernest Hemmingway
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has
taken out of me. --Winston Churchill
He was a wise man who invented beer. --Plato
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. --Catherine
Zandonella
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank
her. --W.C. Fields
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to
Winston Churchill; Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His
reply
Sir, you're drunk! --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill; Yes, Madam, I am.
But in the morning, I will be sober and you will still be ugly. --His
reply
If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.
--David Daye
Work is the curse of the drinking class. --Oscar Wilde
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny
Youngman
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. --Benjamin
Franklin
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it
makes beer shoot out your nose. --Deep Thought, Jack Handy
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is
beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the
wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. --Dave Barry
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
--Humphrey Bogart
Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine. --David
Moulton
People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just
like to pee
alot. --Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. --Kaiser
Welhelm
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer. --Homer
Simpson
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and
oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make
water, a vital
ingredient in beer. --Dave Barry
I drink to make other people interesting. --George Jean Nathan
They who drink beer will think beer. --Washington Irving
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with
his fools. --For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. --Dean
Martin
All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just
do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. --Homer Simpson
