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The Geography of a Woman

 
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Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia.
She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.
Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan.
Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars.
Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain.
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.
Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina.
She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq.
She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada.
Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.
Between the ages of 60 -70 a woman is like England or Mongolia.
With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.
After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
The Geography of a Man
Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled by a dick.

 
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Only between 15 and 70? Yesterday, police on Long Island arrested an 80 year old man for soliciting prostitues for the second time in 8 months. His comment was that he doesn't need Viagra.
[ August 29, 2002: Message edited by: Thomas Paul ]
 
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Any women whose geography is very good her history is always bad
 
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If only I could get to the derivative of you,
To navigate your slope like I used to do,
Your sine wave so smooth, so well elevated,
Just waiting for me to come and make it integrated.
Remember how during our second differentiation,
I'd derivate and agitate until I'd reach acceleration?
My little pet parabola whom I so much adore,
why can't we have a functional relationship once more?
by Ken Feinstein
 
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Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere!
BTW: who invented this expression, was it a man or a woman?
 
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