From Empire ----------- If only you had attached my pants, I wouldn't be in this ridiculous position. From Phantom Menace ------------------- You were right about one thing, Master. The pants were short. Always two there are; no pants, no less. A Master and an apprentice. They will never get me into one of those dreadful pants! And you, young Skywalker, we will watch your pants with great interest. What? You think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your pants around like that? But I don't need pants to remember you by. Attack of the Clones -------------------- It was her pants. Don't worry, no harm will come to her. Obi-Wan: "It's too risky. And your pants aren't that attuned, young apprentice." Anakin: "And yours are?" Obi-Wan: "Possibly." Obi-Wan: "You look tired." Anakin: "I don't sleep well anymore." Obi-Wan: "Because of your pants?" Be mindful of your pants Anakin, they betray you. It's been my experience that Senators are focused only on pleasing those who fund their campaigns- and they are more than willing to forget the niceties of democracy to get those pants. Obi-Wan: "If you'd spend as much time working on your saber skills as you do on your wit, you would rival Master Yoda as a swordsman." Anakin: "I thought I already did." Obi-Wan: "Only in your pants, my very young apprentice." Obi-Wan: "Here. Next time, try not to lose it. A Jedi's pants is his most precious possession." Anakin: "Yes, Master." Obi-Wan: "He must keep it with him at all times." I will be most grateful for your pants, Master Jedi. If you follow your pants through to conclusion, they will take us to a place we cannot go... regardless of the way we feel about each other.
------------------ Well, okay, maybe some of these are reaches.
Obi-Wan: "If you'd spend as much time working on your saber skills as you do on your wit, you would rival Master Yoda as a swordsman." Anakin: "I thought I already did." Obi-Wan: "Only in your pants, my very young apprentice."
More from AotC: This is my first assignment on my own, I'm scared too. Don't worry, we have our pants with us. The trade federation has already pledged their pants. The banking guild will sign your pants. Around the pants, a perimeter create. Gather what pants you can, we must get to that hanger. It is obvious this dual cannot be settled by our knowledge of the force, but with our skills in our pants. *Rrrr* *click click* pants *grrrlick*
My 2 cents Empire: Luke: "I, I don't believe it" Yoda: "Pants is why you failed" Han: "You didn't see us in the south corridor, She showed me her true pants for me" C3PO: "I said it was cold in there, I didn't mean for you to turn on the pants, now it will take days for her clothes to dry" (Something like that) Return Luke: "The pants is strong in my family, my father had it, I had it, and my sister had it." C3PO: "Master Luke, your standing on pants" Admiral Akbar or someone else there: "General Solo do you have your pants assembled" continued Han: "Well I have my ground troops, I just need my pants" Star Wars operator on Yavin: "Luke you turned your pants off, are you alright?" Luke: "With the Blah shield down, I can't see my pants" Han: "It's not wise to beat a wookie" C3P0: Something to the effect of no one cares about a droid winning Han: "Yes, but a driod doesn't tear pants off when he loses" OK so I didn't have the exact words said in the episodes, but you get my pants er drift. Mark