This one is for the guys - sheriffs please be kind

[Anonymous]

Sheriffs please don't delete this please because I'm very deperate. Here is my question: Does Vig-Rx really work? They say it's been a major success in America. I'm considering getting my first bottle. Please help because I'm seriously lacking in that area. Thanks in advance!!

[Anonymous]

So how little is your thing? hehehe

[Paul Stevens]

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when
they noticed a whaling ship.
The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father
many years earlier.
He said to the female whale, "Let's both swim under the ship and blow out our
air hole at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink."
They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank.
Soon however, the whales realized the sailors were swimming to the safety of
the shore.
The male whale was enraged that they were going to get away and told the
female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore."
At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him.
"Look," she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to
swallow the seamen."

[Anonymous]

Very very funny story Paul but, you are not helping. Surely guys one of you has taken Vig-Rx before. Did it work for you?? I've lost many girls because of my situation. The scariest thing is that I'm African and we are usually known to be l... so girls freak out when they see me.

[Michael Ernest]

Are you sure you want to ask a site full of programmers for advice on genital enlargement?
I'd consider a large penis an encumbrance. What happens if it hangs funny and you sit on it? Ow ow ow! If you wear briefs you'll have to coil the damn thing, and if you wear boxers you'll probably have to strap it to a thigh. Then there's that whole "two hands or one" issue in a public restroom; you know, do you choose control or are people gonna think you're enjoying your trips to the stall a little too much?
If I were you I'd downsize or stay downsized. Far more practical.

[Anonymous]

Very very intelligent Michael and I've just been laughing my a*** off to no end. However, I think you would understand more if you only had 3 inches. Now do you sympathize with me?

[Rosie Vogel]

Uhm...are women allowed to participate in this discussion?
Three inches isn't that bad. I find it hard to believe that your girlfriends are all running away because of your three inches. I have never heard of a woman who left a man because of the size of his "thing". Are you sure this is why they leave? Is that what they've told you?

[Anthony Villanueva]

Well apparently, it looks like a question of width rather then length... :roll:
http://www.biomedcentral.com/1472-6874/1/1

[Michael Ernest]

Originally posted by <Deeply Worried>:
Very very intelligent Michael and I've just been laughing my a*** off to no end. However, I think you would understand more if you only had 3 inches. Now do you sympathize with me?

Oh, I sympathized with you from the start . I just don't think drugs or prosthesis are the answer. If you are confident in your desire to please another person, I think the rest will follow. Not being the kind of person anyone would date for their expected penis size, I can't say I fully appreicate what you're going through, either.
But to put it another way, there's no way at all I can extend my tongue three inches beyond my lips, and yet it seems quite serviceable. One can infer from that what one might infer about the minimum requirements for female satisfaction.

[Michael Morris]

Originally posted by Michael Ernest:
But to put it another way, there's no way at all I can extend my tongue three inches beyond my lips, and yet it seems quite serviceable. One can infer from that what one might infer about the minimum requirements for female satisfaction.

Couldn't have said it better myself
And since were on the subject:
Two Texans are standing on top of a tall bridge taking a leak. One says "Water's cold" and the other says "Deep too."
Michael Morris

[Jason Menard]

Originally posted by Michael Ernest:
But to put it another way...

Well we know that Michael speaks at least some Russian in addition to English, probably a smattering of other languages, add to that his general craftiness and skillfull repartee, taking into account the above, and it becomes clear that Michael is a cunning linguist.
Okay, I'm sorry. That was bad. :roll: But sometimes I just can't help myself.

[Dave Vick]

Originally posted by Michael Ernest:
But to put it another way, there's no way at all I can extend my tongue three inches beyond my lips, and yet it seems quite serviceable. One can infer from that what one might infer about the minimum requirements for female satisfaction.

the only problem with that statement is that I think that the expected type of pleasure is different in the two cases. However, the end result is still the same. In that case, given Michaels statement, then all you need to do is start with your tongue and when you're done with that the rest really wont matter to her
Ladies....???
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I think we've turned a corner here in MD now :0

[Cindy Glass]

You guys really do think that it has something to do with size, don't you :roll: .
As long as you keep thinking that way no matter HOW big it gets, you won't please her properly anyway. < sigh - men, they never learn >.
Apparently because that is what YOU think is important, then it follows that it MUST be important to a girl. Size is all about bragging rights in the mens room - which plays into a mans need to prove himself to other men. That territory thing.
For most women that is a rather small < > part of the whole experience anyway. The trick is to totally seduce her every night, and I assure you that she will worship the ground that you walk on.
Of course seduction has more to do with atmosphere, romance and skin than with the actual equiptment.
If you lost a girl over sex I would lay down money that it was for lack of seduction, romance and "foreplay".

[Younes Essouabni]

Originally posted by Jason Menard:

Well we know that Michael speaks at least some Russian in addition to English, probably a smattering of other languages, add to that his general craftiness and skillfull repartee, taking into account the above, and it becomes clear that Michael is a cunning linguist.
Okay, I'm sorry. That was bad. :roll: But sometimes I just can't help myself.

I find it great

[Cindy Glass]

I deleted a post.
Please keep the graphical descriptions out.
[ September 26, 2002: Message edited by: Cindy Glass ]

[Michael Morris]

<Deeply Worried> perhaps you should ask some young lad from Nantucket if Vig-Rx is effective.

[Rosie Vogel]

I have never heard of Vig-RX but it sounds like it's one of those potions women are supposed to put on their bosom for "natural breast enhancement" or whatever they call it. I'm no doctor but I cannot imagine how this could possible have any effect.

[Lalooprasad Yadav]

A Masai witchdoctor once told me about a cure for this problem. Somewhere on the border between Tanzania and Mozambique, deep in the jungle, a plant called mabumbo grows. You have to find one that is hasn't grown more than a foot tall. You dig carefully around it and expose it's taproot. You take a knife and gently nick both the taproot and your member. Hold your member against the root and allow the sap to mingle with your blood. Your polly and the mabumbo's taproot are now blood brothers. Cover the plant back and go home. Your polly is now synchronised with the mabumbo root. If the mabumbo root gains an inch so will your polly. When you think you have reached optimum size go back into the woods, find the same plant and snip it's taproot. Don't let the plant die, just snip the taproot. If you forget to do this you are in big trouble. Mabumbo can grow into a large tree. Being extra large is not good, beacuse the rest of your body is deprived of the blood that goes in there. If you lose more than 7% of the gross volume, you pass out. Another risk is from grazing cattle, deer etc. If they see a tender mabumbo sapling they tend to uproot it and eat it whole. If this happens your polly will fall off.
I am not sure if this really works or not. Because of the risks involved the witchdoctor could not find a volunteer to test it on.

[Hema Menon]

Originally posted by Cindy Glass:
You guys really do think that it has something to do with size, don't you :roll: .
As long as you keep thinking that way no matter HOW big it gets, you won't please her properly anyway. < sigh - men, they never learn >.
Apparently because that is what YOU think is important, then it follows that it MUST be important to a girl. Size is all about bragging rights in the mens room - which plays into a mans need to prove himself to other men. That territory thing.
For most women that is a rather small < > part of the whole experience anyway. The trick is to totally seduce her every night, and I assure you that she will worship the ground that you walk on.
Of course seduction has more to do with atmosphere, romance and skin than with the actual equiptment.
If you lost a girl over sex I would lay down money that it was for lack of seduction, romance and "foreplay".

Bravo Cindy! Toast to the real woman!

[Anonymous]

Cindy, could you please be my sex therapist/advisor? You are very good at this. Thanks everybody for participating. Actually my problem is the width/girth. Many women prefer the thickness. However, from what I've learnt from this discussion is that I should not really worry about my manhood and that if a woman criticizes it, then I should dump her on the sport coz she ain't worth it. Cool hey?

[Nanhesru Ningyake]

I don't think any medication can help you grow bigger - it can only make you perform better. But then, as is obvious to the ladies here - most men think and act with the wrong head - so the women never truly get what they secretly desire.
So remember, it's the overall seductiveness factor that counts - your voice, and what you talk, your gestures, your touch, your eyes, your smile... have a selfless desire to please your partner, and you'll realize how satisfying that can be.
In the meanwhile, while you work on these intangible factors, the next time you make love, turn all the lights off, and light a vanilla or strawberry scented candle and place it in a transparent glass holder. Now, without making it too obvious, waltz over close to the candle with your woman... and bring her attention to your shadow on the wall. She will like what she sees

[Michael Ernest]

Originally posted by Nanhesru Ningyake:
I don't think any medication can help you grow bigger - it can only make you perform better. But then, as is obvious to the ladies here - most men think and act with the wrong head - so the women never truly get what they secretly desire.

Think there's any correlation between keeping one's desires secret and all that wrong-headed male thinking?

[Mapraputa Is]

Interesting. In Russian I would say that it's not a "taina" it's a "tainstvo" - these two words have the same root. The best analogs I could find in English are "secret" and "sacrament". It's not that women keep "their secret desires" to fool men, it's just not something easily explainable.
Of course in practice, in 90% cases sex is crap anyway, regardless of all secrets, existent or imaginary.
"There is a famous exchange between a TV critic and a TV producer where the critic tell the producer that 90% of television is crap. The producer replies back, “90% of everything is crap.”

[Anonymous]

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Cindy, could you please be my sex therapist/advisor?
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Then you should reveal your real name/Address

[paul wheaton]

Perhaps this would be a good time to talk about breast augmentation.
Maybe artificial hair color.
Make-up?
Wigs?
Tattoos and piercing?
While I suspect that there are women that feel a big sausage is important, I suspect that those same women are incredibly shallow.
I think anybody considering such "enhancement" should instead take the time to develop their own depth: read a few books, expand on a hobby....

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Lalooprasad Yadav:
A Masai
I am not sure if this really works or not. Because of the risks involved the witchdoctor could not find a volunteer to test it on.

Laloo.. Thanks Yaar, I tried it, and I am very happy now, its growing, growing, growing ..............................................................

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Oh no ..... where it is ?? what happen to it....
Thanks for the contribution.. ...
Now I think, I need a new one

[Anonymous]

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Laloo.. Thanks Yaar
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'Deeply Worried' is Indian
Tell me where you are,San Jose,Sunnyvale,New Jersey,Houstan,Bangalore,Mumbai?

[Anonymous]

washington DC

[Anonymous]

I have not heard of this 'medicine' before. It is more than likely some kind of a hoax. Does size matter? Of course it does, there would not be so much talk about it otherwise. An average tool is fine but it penetrating into a train tunnel with a lollipop does not really serve its purpose. I have talked about this size issue with loads of females with varying levels of sexual experience and the opinion whether the size matters or not varies, however most females seem to prefer a 9inch. An normal woman is rather wide as you must have noticed, therefore my suggestion to you "Deeply Worried" is to find a tiny little girl with a narrow waist to match your own tool. Don't get too depressed, after all you are not impotent.

[Richard Hawkes]

Originally posted by Paul Wheaton:
While I suspect that there are women that feel a big sausage is important, I suspect that those same women are incredibly shallow.

Well they can't be that shallow; where would all that sausage go?

[John Smith]

Well they can't be that shallow; where would all that sausage go?
That's a "fallacy by limited exposure to sexual experience": the sausage doesn't need to go anywhere, -- there are alternative techniques.

[Richard Hawkes]

Originally posted by Eugene Kononov:
That's a "fallacy by limited exposure to sexual experience": the sausage doesn't need to go anywhere, -- there are alternative techniques.

What else should I be doing with my sausage? Enlighten me Midnight Cowboy!
And its rude to call attention to someones phallus(y)

[Michael Morris]

Be careful Richard. Eugene is liable to tell you to take up yoga or become a druid.

[Richard Hawkes]

Originally posted by Michael Morris:
Be careful Richard. Eugene is liable to tell you to take up yoga or become a druid.

I guess yoga might be handy for autofellatio ... I'd need to buy a lot of extra mouth wash. Euuughhhh

[John Smith]

I guess yoga might be handy for autofellatio
I think the right term is self-fellatio. Last time I tried it, I broke my neck.

[Richard Hawkes]

Originally posted by Eugene Kononov:

I think the right term is self-fellatio. Last time I tried it, I broke my neck.

Its auto - try a google if you dare! Or it could be both...
I suppose its a little easier now you have a broken neck. Was it worth it?

[Jim Yingst]

Dangerous enough already then - you probably shouldn't try it in an auto.

[Richard Hawkes]

Scene: car crashed against a tree.
Driver: "I'm sorry officer, I came off on the bend and just lost it."
Policeman: "Ok sir calm down. Er, what's that on your chin?"

[Angela Poynton]

Originally posted by Paul Wheaton:

While I suspect that there are women that feel a big sausage is important, I suspect that those same women are incredibly shallow.

Oh I doubt it - unless they're into rather severe pain!!

[Angela Poynton]

Originally posted by Richard Hawkes:

Well they can't be that shallow; where would all that sausage go?

Damn it .. should have read the rest of the thread before making my last comment!