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A North Carolina redneck passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow. She can't touch it until she's 14.
Folks in Georgia now go to some movies in groups of 18 or more.
They were told 17 and under are not admitted.
They have just raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32!
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
It's true! In Mississippi reruns of Hee Haw are called documentaries.
How can you tell if a West Virginia redneck is married?
There's dried tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.
Tennessee has a new $3,000,000 State Lottery. Yeah, the winner gets $3 a year for a million years.
Recently, the Governor's Mansion in Little Rock burned down. In fact, it pert'near took out the whole trailer park.
A law recently changed in South Carolina and now states: When a couple gets divorced, they're still brother and sister.
The best thing to ever come out of Arkansas is I-40!
An Alabama State Trooper stopped a pickup truck. He asked the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver said, "Bout what?"
 
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