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Lets create a Liking Spam here.
What we do in this spam is that I write what I like the most and the next person writes what he/she like most. Once we get 10 people liking the same thing consequently the next person gets to post what he or she likes the most.
So here i go
I like Most
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Are you gay?
 
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<Anonymous Troll>,
If you're looking for a date don't you think there are places other than JavaRanch Meaningless Drivel where you might have better luck?
 
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I like you most, Preety darling
 
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Originally posted by <Anonymous Troll>:
Are you gay?


You might love to go to HELL
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One day Peter dies and finds himself in hell.
As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with Satan.
Satan: Why so glum, chum?
Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell.
Satan: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin' man?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink.
Satan: Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers. We drink 'til we throw up and then we drink some more.
Guy: Gee, that sounds great.
Satan: You a smoker?
Guy: You better believe it.
Satan: Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from around the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer, it's okay... you're already dead.
Guy: No kidding!
Satan: I bet you like to gamble.
Guy: Yes, as a matter of fact I do.
Satan: Good, because Wednesday is gambling day. Craps, blackjack, horse races, you name it. We even opened up a pai gow poker table.
Guy: Hmmm, I never played pai gow before...
Satan: Well now you can. You like to watch porn?
Guy: Yes, I love porn. You don't mean...
Satan: That's right! Thursday is porn day. Thousands of porn movies, magazines, and strippers!!
Guy: yeah! I never realized that hell was such a swingin' place!
Satan: You gay?
Guy: Uh, no.
Satan: Too Bad. You're gonna hate Fridays.
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[ October 08, 2002: Message edited by: Ravish Kumar ]
 
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I like cookies!
(the sugar and flour variety, not the ones you find in cyberspace)
 
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Originally posted by <Preety Agarwal>:

I like Most
Flowers


Andy Flower or Grant Flower???
 
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