It's the first day of school in Houston and the teacher thought she'd get to know the kids by asking them their name and what their parents do for a living. The first little girl says: "My name is Mary and my daddy is a postman and my mommy sells Tupperware." The next little boy says: "I'm Andy and my daddy is a doctor and my mommy is a lawyer." The next kid says: "My name is Jimmy and my father is a striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay men and my mommy is a hooker." The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject, but later in the school yard the teacher approaches Jimmy privately and asks if it was really true that his Dad dances nude in a gay bar and that his Mom is a hooker? Jimmy blushed and said, "I'm sorry but my Mom is an accountant for Enron and Dad is an auditor for Arthur Andersen and I was just too embarrassed to say so."
The first person to drink cow's milk. That started off as a dare from this tiny ad: