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Sign of the Times: One Day at School

 
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It's the first day of school in Houston and the teacher thought
she'd get to know the kids by asking them their
name and what their parents do for a living.
The first little girl says: "My name is Mary and my daddy is a
postman and my mommy sells Tupperware."
The next little boy says: "I'm Andy and my daddy is a doctor and
my mommy is a lawyer."
The next kid says: "My name is Jimmy and my father is a
striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay men and my
mommy is a hooker."
The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject, but later in
the school yard the teacher approaches Jimmy
privately and asks if it was really true that his Dad dances nude
in a gay bar and that his Mom is a hooker?
Jimmy blushed and said, "I'm sorry but my Mom is an accountant
for Enron and Dad is an auditor for Arthur
Andersen and I was just too embarrassed to say so."
 
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